Does God have a favorite brand of toothpaste?
Would it make teeth shine heavenly white?
No. God doesn’t think He needs to brush, and none of the Archangels, Cherubim and Seruphim have the guts to tell Him that His Divine Breath could knock a buzzard off a moldering roadkill skunk at 50 paces.
It’s why we don’t hear more about His romantic escapades … I mean, knocking one chick in two millennia has got to be some kind of record for “dry spells.”
On the other hand, perhaps He is past all that. After all, He is pretty old, by all accounts, and He may not care anymore. After all, it’s not like He has to worry about “tooth decay” or “gingevitis”. He can just whip up a new set of choppers anytime he wants.
HMOs really perform when you are a deity, I understand.
Plus, look at all the descendants He’s got already … close to SIX BILLION last week. That’s a lot of birthdays and Bar Mitzvahs for him to attend. Why, the phone charges on His cell are, well, astronomical.
So perhaps He has adopted a different strategy for dealing with the grandkids.
EXILE – Heavenly White
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