One time my ex-girlfriend and I were at a really “stuck-up” Law School party…?
…the kind that bores you into the grave…and she took “exception” to one of my wise-ass remarks, and poured her glass of champagne over my head, which dripped down all over the rented tuxedo…
For just a brief microsecond, I was going to be a sophisticated gentleman, and take it in stride with courage, finesse, and dignity…
So I dumped my entire fluted glass of beer on the front of her expensive dress…the smiling look of smug satisfaction on her face turned instantly into the fury of the ages…and I wisely turned and bolted from the stunned room of stuck-up law students, with her chasing me…
Fortunately, I escaped her wrath, because she ran across the band stage trying to cut me off to the exit, and tripped over the mic-stand, yanking it off the stage and causing the drum-set to collapse…
Do you think God was watching out for me that day?
She took the wrong approach. I would have waited until after the party, give you a slow strip tease act, make sure you’re ready for some hard action, make like I’m going to give you some hard action, and then leave.
Provincials vs Tuxedo Shirts Set 1
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Fake Food Chocolate Dipped Strawberries – Tuxedo set 6 berries $5.99 |
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Lenox Tuxedo Pattern 4 of 4 of Card Set Cigarette Holders / Ashtrays $54.95 |
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Salvino’s Tuxedo Awards Set – Bamm $12.00 |
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New Mens NAVY BLUE Satin Tuxedo Cummerbund Bowtie Set $10.00 |
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New Boys NAVY BLUE Satin Tuxedo Cummerbund Bowtie Set $10.00 |
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Tennessee Tuxedo and His Tales: The Complete Collection (DVD, 2012, 6-Disc Set) $9.95 |
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Men’s BLACK Tie Dress Vest NeckTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo XXL $17.95 |
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New Mens YELLOW Satin Tuxedo Cummerbund Bowtie Set $6.99 |
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Men’s PURPLE INDIGO Tie Dress Vest NeckTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo XL $17.95 |
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Men’s PINK Dress Vest BOWTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo Medium $17.95 |
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Baby Boy Tuxedo brown suit vest set /Christening baptisem dress/S/M/L/XL/#004u $0.99 |
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Baby Boy Tuxedo NAVY suit vest set /Christening baptisem dress/S/M/L/XL/#001u $0.99 |
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Men’s HOT PINK FUCHSIA Dress Vest BOWTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo 3XL $17.95 |
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Men’s PINK Tie Dress Vest NeckTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo Small $17.95 |
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Men’s SILVER-GRAY Dress Vest BOWTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo Small $17.95 |
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Men’s PINK Dress Vest BOWTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo Small $17.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Formal Suit, Black ,Size: 8,10,12,14 $30.50 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Formal Suit, Black ,Size: 8,10,12,14 $30.50 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Formal Suit, Black ,Size: 8,10,12,14 $30.50 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Formal Suit, Black ,Size: 8,10,12,14 $30.50 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Suit, White,Sz S, M, L, XL, 2T,3T,4T $18.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Suit, White,Sz S, M, L, XL, 2T,3T,4T $18.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Suit, White,Sz S, M, L, XL, 2T,3T,4T $18.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Suit, White,Sz S, M, L, XL, 2T,3T,4T $18.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Suit, White,Sz S, M, L, XL, 2T,3T,4T $18.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Suit, White,Sz S, M, L, XL, 2T,3T,4T $18.95 |
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Men’s WHITE Dress Vest BOWTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo 3XL $17.95 |
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New Mens White Tuxedo Suit, Vest,Shirt…6pc Set 36R 36 $119.99 |
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New Mens White Tuxedo Suit, Vest,Shirt…6pc Set 38R 38 $119.99 |
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New Mens White Tuxedo Suit, Vest…6pc Set 44 Long 44L $119.99 |
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New Mens White Tuxedo Suit, Vest…6pc Set 48 Long 48L $119.99 |
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Men’s BLACK Dress Vest BOWTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo Small $17.95 |
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Men’s LIME GREEN Tie Dress Vest NeckTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo Medium $17.95 |
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Men’s CHOCOLATE BROWN Tie Dress Vest NeckTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo Medium $17.95 |
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Men’s PURPLE INDIGO Tie Dress Vest NeckTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo Small $17.95 |
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Men’s BLACK Tie Dress Vest NeckTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo 4XL $17.95 |
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Men’s LIME GREEN Tie Dress Vest NeckTie Set for Suit or Tuxedo XL $17.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Formal Suit, Sz S, M, L, XL,2T,3T,4T $17.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Formal Suit, Sz S, M, L, XL,2T,3T,4T $18.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Formal Suit, Sz S, M, L, XL,2T,3T,4T $17.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Formal Suit, Sz S, M, L, XL,2T,3T,4T $17.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Formal Suit, Sz S, M, L, XL,2T,3T,4T $18.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Formal Suit, Sz S, M, L, XL,2T,3T,4T $18.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Suit, White, Sz: 8,10,12,14 $30.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Suit, White, Sz: 8,10,12,14 $30.95 |
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New Boy Tuxedo Set Suit, White, Sz: 8,10,12,14 $35.00 |
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20 PC TUXEDO STRIPE CERAMIC DINNER PLATE DINNERWARE SET. FREE SHIPPING $39.88 |
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#180 NEW INFANT BOY SUMMER Baptism/TUXEDO SHORT SET WHITE (Sz 12-18 Months) $27.99 |
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NEW BOY (Sz 14) FORMAL 5 PCS PAISLEY TAIL TUXEDO SET WHITE w/VEST $29.95 |
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New Mens White Tuxedo Suit, Vest,Shirt…6pc Set 52R 52 $119.99 |
